Husky In The Off Season

Current MANGUSTA Champion, Husky, gives us a glimpse of what he’s doing in the final days leading up to this year’s MANGUSTA.

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Bowling at The MANGUSTA

Lots of new guys asking what its like to participate in The MANGUSTA.  If we had to summarize bowling in 30 seconds, its kinda like this.

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The 2014 Itinerary

The MANGUSTA Organizers locked in this year’s itinerary.  Mark your calendars for the following:

The MANGUSTA Draft – 7:00 PM on August 7, 2014 at Geo’s House

The MANGUSTA V – August 16, 2014
06:00  Registration Begins.  NEW LOCATION – ROY’s House
06:15  Coffee and Bagel Breakfast
06:30 Opening Ceremonies- EVERYONE MUST BE IN ATTENDANCE  
07:00 Load the Bus, Leave for golf
08:00 Golf.  Iron Lakes Golf Course.  2 Man Scramble.
14:00 Golf concludes
14:30 transportation leaves for the Rose Bowl.
14:30 Bowling.  3 games.  Eat.
16:30 finish bowling
16:30 transportation to take us back to ROY’s. Fire up grill.  Eat.
18:00 Beer Chugging. PBR Lite
20:00 Quoits. 16 Team Double Elimination Tournament
23:00 Declare The 2014 MANGUSTA Champion
Start training today!
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2014 MANGUSTA Registration is now CLOSED

We are officially capped with 32 participants. If you would like to participate in this year’s MANGUSTA, you will now be put on a waiting list. Unless someone drops, you are SOL. Congrats to the 32 that made it:

1 Balloons
2 Husky
3 Geo
4 Flip
5 Number Two
6 Bubbles
7 Damer
8 Tennessee
9 Mr Clean
10 Uncle Fester
11 Ballsack
12 Pauly Walnuts
13 Blutarsky
14 ROY
15 The Accountant
16 The Wonder Boy
17 Snooki
18 Sweater Chest
19 Turbo
20 PegaZeus
21 The Pocket Pussy
22 Common Sense
23 The Chicken Slayer
24 The Gentleman
25 Double D’s
26 Yiffy!
27 Victim 10
28 The Architect
29 Gonzo Shitcock
30 The Ash Man
31 The Undertaker
32 Fog Horn Leg Horn
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Register NOW for MANGUSTA V


We are now accepting registrations for the MANGUSTA V taking place August 16, 2014.  All previous participants will have priority registration until April 1 when we open it up to new participants.  First 32 to sign up are in.

Remember, your entry fee covers everything for the entire day including:

Prices will be going up May 1 so REGISTER NOW!
Now – April 1: Previous Participant Registration, $185
April 1 – April 15: Open registration to all, $185
April 16 – April 30: Lopez Registration, $195
May 1 – May 31:  Heiser Registration, $205
After June 1: $225

NOTE: we are currently capped with 32 participants.  If you would like to participate, you are SOL unless someone drops.  You can still register to be put on a waiting list… in the event you do not make it, your money will be refunded.

T-Shirt Size
Medium $225.00 USD
Large $225.00 USD
X-Large $225.00 USD
XX-Large $225.00 USD
Small $225.00 USD


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The 5th Annual MANGUSTA will take place August 16, 2014. Mark your calendars now and check this website for signup instructions.

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Thought of the Day

Woman: Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes
Woman: How many beers a day?
Man: Usually about 3.
Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip.
Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: About 20 years, I suppose.
Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?
Man: Correct
Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?
Man: Correct
Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink beer?
Woman: No
Man: Where’s your Ferrari?

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