Current MANGUSTA Champion, Husky, gives us a glimpse of what he’s doing in the final days leading up to this year’s MANGUSTA.
Lots of new guys asking what its like to participate in The MANGUSTA. If we had to summarize bowling in 30 seconds, its kinda like this.
The MANGUSTA Organizers locked in this year’s itinerary. Mark your calendars for the following:
The MANGUSTA Draft – 7:00 PM on August 7, 2014 at Geo’s House
06:30 Opening Ceremonies- EVERYONE MUST BE IN ATTENDANCE
07:00 Load the Bus, Leave for golf
08:00 Golf. Iron Lakes Golf Course. 2 Man Scramble.
14:00 Golf concludes
14:30 transportation leaves for the Rose Bowl.
14:30 Bowling. 3 games. Eat.
16:30 finish bowling
16:30 transportation to take us back to ROY’s. Fire up grill. Eat.
18:00 Beer Chugging. PBR Lite
20:00 Quoits. 16 Team Double Elimination Tournament
23:00 Declare The 2014 MANGUSTA Champion
We are officially capped with 32 participants. If you would like to participate in this year’s MANGUSTA, you will now be put on a waiting list. Unless someone drops, you are SOL. Congrats to the 32 that made it:
|16||The Wonder Boy|
|21||The Pocket Pussy|
|23||The Chicken Slayer|
|30||The Ash Man|
|32||Fog Horn Leg Horn|
We are now accepting registrations for the MANGUSTA V taking place August 16, 2014. All previous participants will have priority registration until April 1 when we open it up to new participants. First 32 to sign up are in.
Remember, your entry fee covers everything for the entire day including:
- The DRAFT night– food and beer.
- Golf greens fee
- Golf carts
- More beer
- All day food
- Even more beer
- Bus transportation to/from events
- A driving service to take you home that night
- Assorted tobacco products
- Personalized Game Jersey to The Champion
- The coveted trophy to The Champion
- A cleanup service for Eddie’s house the day after
- Souvenir gifts for all participants
Prices will be going up May 1 so REGISTER NOW!
Now – April 1: Previous Participant Registration, $185
April 1 – April 15: Open registration to all, $185
April 16 – April 30: Lopez Registration, $195
May 1 – May 31: Heiser Registration, $205
After June 1: $225
NOTE: we are currently capped with 32 participants. If you would like to participate, you are SOL unless someone drops. You can still register to be put on a waiting list… in the event you do not make it, your money will be refunded.
Medium $225.00 USD
Large $225.00 USD
X-Large $225.00 USD
XX-Large $225.00 USD
Small $225.00 USD
Woman: Do you drink beer?
Woman: How many beers a day?
Man: Usually about 3.
Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip.
Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: About 20 years, I suppose.
Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?
Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?
Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you drink beer?
Man: Where’s your Ferrari?