2014 MANGUSTA Registration is now CLOSED

We are officially capped with 32 participants. If you would like to participate in this year’s MANGUSTA, you will now be put on a waiting list. Unless someone drops, you are SOL. Congrats to the 32 that made it:

1 Balloons
2 Husky
3 Geo
4 Flip
5 Number Two
6 Bubbles
7 Damer
8 Tennessee
9 Mr Clean
10 Uncle Fester
11 Ballsack
12 Pauly Walnuts
13 Blutarsky
14 ROY
15 The Accountant
16 The Wonder Boy
17 Snooki
18 Sweater Chest
19 Turbo
20 PegaZeus
21 The Pocket Pussy
22 Common Sense
23 The Chicken Slayer
24 The Gentleman
25 Double D’s
26 Yiffy!
27 Victim 10
28 The Architect
29 Gonzo Shitcock
30 The Ash Man
31 The Undertaker
32 Fog Horn Leg Horn
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Register NOW for MANGUSTA V


We are now accepting registrations for the MANGUSTA V taking place August 16, 2014.  All previous participants will have priority registration until April 1 when we open it up to new participants.  First 32 to sign up are in.

Remember, your entry fee covers everything for the entire day including:

Prices will be going up May 1 so REGISTER NOW!
Now – April 1: Previous Participant Registration, $185
April 1 – April 15: Open registration to all, $185
April 16 – April 30: Lopez Registration, $195
May 1 – May 31:  Heiser Registration, $205
After June 1: $225

NOTE: we are currently capped with 32 participants.  If you would like to participate, you are SOL unless someone drops.  You can still register to be put on a waiting list… in the event you do not make it, your money will be refunded.

T-Shirt Size
Medium $225.00 USD
Large $225.00 USD
X-Large $225.00 USD
XX-Large $225.00 USD
Small $225.00 USD


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The 5th Annual MANGUSTA will take place August 16, 2014. Mark your calendars now and check this website for signup instructions.

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Thought of the Day

Woman: Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes
Woman: How many beers a day?
Man: Usually about 3.
Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip.
Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: About 20 years, I suppose.
Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?
Man: Correct
Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?
Man: Correct
Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink beer?
Woman: No
Man: Where’s your Ferrari?

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Thanks to everyone who participated in the 2013 MANGUSTA.

CLICK HERE to see the 2013 results.


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The 2013 Itinerary

Less than week from debauchery!  The beer has been bought, the bus is confirmed, the food is prepped, the lights are hung, 8 quoit boards setup.  The only thing we need is for you to show up on time!  Remember, 06:15 at Balloons house… NO EXCUSES.


06:00  Registration Begins.  Balloon’s House. 1119 Linden Hollow Lane
06:15  Coffee and Bagel Breakfast
06:30 Opening Ceremonies- EVERYONE MUST BE IN ATTENDANCE  
06:45 Load the Bus, Leave for golf
08:00 Golf.  Shotgun Start.  Woodbridge Golf Club.  2 Man Scramble.
13:00 Golf concludes
13:30 transportation leaves for the Rose Bowl.
14:00 Bowling.  3 games.  Eat.
15:30 finish bowling
16:00 transportation to take us back to Ed’s. Fire up grill.  Eat.
19:00 Beer Chugging. PBR Lite
20:00 Quoits. 15 Team Double Elimination Tournament
23:00 Declare The 2013 MANGUSTA Champion

Remember, NO ONE IS DRIVING FROM BALLOON’S HOUSE.  You either stay over or get the hen to pick you up, THIS IS NON NEGOTIABLE!  We will also have a willing and able driver to take anyone home for about $10/person.

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The DRAFT Results

The DRAFT is done:

Good luck everyone.



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Fridays DRAFT

Friday’s DRAFT will begin at 7:00 PM sharp.  Couple things to note so everything runs smoothly:

  1. There will be plenty of food and beer for all paid participants so bring your appetites.
  2. Meet and Greet starts at 6:00.  Balloons will say a few words to kick off the DRAFT at 7:00 Sharp.  Names will be picked at random to fill out the brackets of each event below.  By the end of the evening you will know who your partner is for each event.
  3. Quoits and swimming will follow The DRAFT.
  4. If you would like to fill out your own brackets, please come prepared with your own printouts of the brackets below.  The MANGUSTA Organizers have chosen to go green this year and will NOT have pre-printed brackets for you to fill out.
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PBR The Official Beer of The MANGUSTA

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The First Video

I suppose it was only a matter of time…  Thanks to Sweater Chest for kicking off this year’s video battle royal:

Only 2 spots left… register today if you haven’t already.

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