2014 MANGUSTA Registration is now CLOSED

We are officially capped with 32 participants. If you would like to participate in this year’s MANGUSTA, you will now be put on a waiting list. Unless someone drops, you are SOL. Congrats to the 32 that made it:

1	Balloons
2	Husky
3	Geo
4	Flip
5	Number Two
6	Bubbles
7	Damer
8	Tennessee
9	Mr Clean
10	Uncle Fester
11	Ballsack
12	Pauly Walnuts
13	Blutarsky
14	ROY
15	The Accountant
16	The Wonder Boy
17	Snooki
18	Sweater Chest
19	Turbo
20	PegaZeus
21	The Pocket Pussy
22	Common Sense
23	The Chicken Slayer
24	The Gentleman
25	Double D’s
26	Yiffy!
27	Victim 10
28	The Architect
29	Gonzo Shitcock
30	The Ash Man
31	The Undertaker
32	Fog Horn Leg Horn

Register NOW for MANGUSTA V

We are now accepting registrations for the MANGUSTA V taking place August 16, 2014.  All previous participants will have priority registration until April 1 when we open it up to new participants.  First 32 to sign up are in.

Remember, your entry fee covers everything for the entire day including:

• The DRAFT night– food and beer.
• Breakfast
• Beer
• Golf greens fee
• Golf carts
• More beer
• Bowling
• Shoes
• All day food
• Even more beer
• Bus transportation to/from events
• A driving service to take you home that night
• Assorted tobacco products
• Personalized Game Jersey to The Champion
• The coveted trophy to The Champion
• A cleanup service for Eddie’s house the day after
• Souvenir gifts for all participants

Prices will be going up May 1 so REGISTER NOW!
Now – April 1: Previous Participant Registration, $185
April 1 – April 15: Open registration to all, $185
April 16 – April 30: Lopez Registration, $195
May 1 – May 31:  Heiser Registration, $205
After June 1: $225

NOTE: we are currently capped with 32 participants.  If you would like to participate, you are SOL unless someone drops.  You can still register to be put on a waiting list… in the event you do not make it, your money will be refunded.

T-Shirt Size

Medium $225.00 USD Large $225.00 USD X-Large $225.00 USD XX-Large $225.00 USD Small $225.00 USD

 

The MANGUSTA V

The 5th Annual MANGUSTA will take place August 16, 2014. Mark your calendars now and check this website for signup instructions.

Thought of the Day

Woman: Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes
Woman: How many beers a day?
Man: Usually about 3.
Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip.
Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: About 20 years, I suppose.
Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?
Man: Correct
Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?
Man: Correct
Woman:
Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink beer?
Woman: No
Man: Where’s your Ferrari?

2013 MANGUSTA

Thanks to everyone who participated in the 2013 MANGUSTA.

CLICK HERE to see the 2013 results.

 

The 2013 Itinerary

Less than week from debauchery!  The beer has been bought, the bus is confirmed, the food is prepped, the lights are hung, 8 quoit boards setup.  The only thing we need is for you to show up on time!  Remember, 06:15 at Balloons house… NO EXCUSES.

Timeline

06:00  Registration Begins.  Balloon’s House. 1119 Linden Hollow Lane
06:15  Coffee and Bagel Breakfast
06:30 Opening Ceremonies- EVERYONE MUST BE IN ATTENDANCE  
06:45 Load the Bus, Leave for golf
08:00 Golf.  Shotgun Start.  Woodbridge Golf Club.  2 Man Scramble.
13:00 Golf concludes
13:30 transportation leaves for the Rose Bowl.
14:00 Bowling.  3 games.  Eat.
15:30 finish bowling
16:00 transportation to take us back to Ed’s. Fire up grill.  Eat.
19:00 Beer Chugging. PBR Lite
20:00 Quoits. 15 Team Double Elimination Tournament
23:00 Declare The 2013 MANGUSTA Champion

Remember, NO ONE IS DRIVING FROM BALLOON’S HOUSE.  You either stay over or get the hen to pick you up, THIS IS NON NEGOTIABLE!  We will also have a willing and able driver to take anyone home for about $10/person.

The DRAFT Results

The DRAFT is done:

Good luck everyone.

 

 

Fridays DRAFT

Friday’s DRAFT will begin at 7:00 PM sharp.  Couple things to note so everything runs smoothly:

1. There will be plenty of food and beer for all paid participants so bring your appetites.
2. Meet and Greet starts at 6:00.  Balloons will say a few words to kick off the DRAFT at 7:00 Sharp.  Names will be picked at random to fill out the brackets of each event below.  By the end of the evening you will know who your partner is for each event.
3. Quoits and swimming will follow The DRAFT.
4. If you would like to fill out your own brackets, please come prepared with your own printouts of the brackets below.  The MANGUSTA Organizers have chosen to go green this year and will NOT have pre-printed brackets for you to fill out.

   

PBR The Official Beer of The MANGUSTA

The First Video

I suppose it was only a matter of time…  Thanks to Sweater Chest for kicking off this year’s video battle royal:

Only 2 spots left… register today if you haven’t already.