The MANGUSTA Predictions

After countless hours of tossing back beers, sampling various tobacco products and some college educated number crunching, The MANGUSTA Organizers have predicted this years winner with 14% accuracy.  We are fairly certain the day’s results will look something like this:

Player Rank Total Golf Bowling Beer Quoits
Balloons 1 29 3 8 10 8
Blutarsky 2 25 8 7 3 7
ROY 2 25 10 7 7 1
PegaZeus 4 23 10 4 4 5
Pauly Walnuts 4 23 6 6 1 10
Husky 6 22 9 3 10 0
The Pocket Pussy 6 22 0 5 9 8
Flip 6 22 0 10 6 6
Number Two 9 20 0 8 9 3
Turbo 9 20 5 6 6 3
Mr Clean 11 18 0 9 0 9
Geo 12 17 5 0 2 10
The Architect 12 17 7 2 8 0
Double D’s 14 16 9 0 0 7
The Wonder Boy 14 16 1 10 5 0
The Accountant 16 15 6 0 0 9
The Chicken Slayer 17 13 0 9 0 4
Snooki 17 13 8 0 5 0
Fog Horn Leg Horn 17 13 0 5 8 0
The Undertaker 20 12 0 1 7 4
Sweater Chest 21 11 4 1 0 6
Tennessee 22 10 7 3 0 0
Uncle Fester 23 8 2 0 4 2
Yiffy! 23 8 0 0 3 5
Ballsack 25 5 1 2 0 2
Gonzo Shitcock 26 4 4 0 0 0
The Gentleman 26 4 0 4 0 0
Bubbles 28 3 3 0 0 0
The Ash Man 28 3 2 0 0 1
Common Sense 30 2 0 0 2 0
Victim 10 31 1 0 0 1 0
Damer 32 0 0 0 0 0
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