After countless hours of tossing back beers, sampling various tobacco products and some college educated number crunching, The MANGUSTA Organizers have predicted this years winner with 14% accuracy. We are fairly certain the day’s results will look something like this:
| Player | Rank | Total | Golf | Bowling | Beer | Quoits |
| Balloons | 1 | 29 | 3 | 8 | 10 | 8 |
| Blutarsky | 2 | 25 | 8 | 7 | 3 | 7 |
| ROY | 2 | 25 | 10 | 7 | 7 | 1 |
| PegaZeus | 4 | 23 | 10 | 4 | 4 | 5 |
| Pauly Walnuts | 4 | 23 | 6 | 6 | 1 | 10 |
| Husky | 6 | 22 | 9 | 3 | 10 | 0 |
| The Pocket Pussy | 6 | 22 | 0 | 5 | 9 | 8 |
| Flip | 6 | 22 | 0 | 10 | 6 | 6 |
| Number Two | 9 | 20 | 0 | 8 | 9 | 3 |
| Turbo | 9 | 20 | 5 | 6 | 6 | 3 |
| Mr Clean | 11 | 18 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 9 |
| Geo | 12 | 17 | 5 | 0 | 2 | 10 |
| The Architect | 12 | 17 | 7 | 2 | 8 | 0 |
| Double D’s | 14 | 16 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 7 |
| The Wonder Boy | 14 | 16 | 1 | 10 | 5 | 0 |
| The Accountant | 16 | 15 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 9 |
| The Chicken Slayer | 17 | 13 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 4 |
| Snooki | 17 | 13 | 8 | 0 | 5 | 0 |
| Fog Horn Leg Horn | 17 | 13 | 0 | 5 | 8 | 0 |
| The Undertaker | 20 | 12 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 4 |
| Sweater Chest | 21 | 11 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 6 |
| Tennessee | 22 | 10 | 7 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| Uncle Fester | 23 | 8 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 2 |
| Yiffy! | 23 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 5 |
| Ballsack | 25 | 5 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 2 |
| Gonzo Shitcock | 26 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| The Gentleman | 26 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| Bubbles | 28 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| The Ash Man | 28 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Common Sense | 30 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| Victim 10 | 31 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| Damer | 32 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
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