Just think of what 30 of these in 1 day will do to ya.
PBR – The Official Beer of The MANGUSTA
Register NOW For The MANGUSTA VI
We are now accepting registrations for the MANGUSTA VI taking place August 15, 2015. All previous participants will have priority registration until June 15 when we open it up to new participants. First 32 to sign up are in.
Remember, your entry fee covers everything for the entire day including:
- The DRAFT night– food and beer.
- Breakfast
- Beer
- Golf greens fee
- Golf carts
- More beer
- Bowling
- Shoes
- All day food
- Even more beer
- Bus transportation to/from events
- A driving service to take you home that night (additional tip may apply)
- Assorted tobacco products
- Personalized Game Jersey to The Champion
- The coveted trophy to The Champion
- A cleanup service for ROY’s house the day after
- Souvenir gifts for all participants
All participants will be required to sign a Waiver of Liability. Prices will be going up July 1 so REGISTER NOW!
2015 REGISTRATION IS NOW CLOSED.
The 2014 MANGUSTA
Thanks to everyone who participated in this year’s MANGUSTA. Thanks to ROY for hosting and congratulations Husky on the back to back wins. If you have any suggestions how we can make the day better, please email us at TheMANGUSTA2010@gmail.com. (Snooki – please don’t bother as we already have a filter on your requests). You can checkout the results below and stay tuned for some great events coming up: The BANQUET on January 23, 2015 (cancelled because of way too much interest) and MANGUSTA VI on August 15, 2015.
The MANGUSTA Is Ready
The MANGUSTA Predictions
After countless hours of tossing back beers, sampling various tobacco products and some college educated number crunching, The MANGUSTA Organizers have predicted this years winner with 14% accuracy. We are fairly certain the day’s results will look something like this:
Player | Rank | Total | Golf | Bowling | Beer | Quoits |
Balloons | 1 | 29 | 3 | 8 | 10 | 8 |
Blutarsky | 2 | 25 | 8 | 7 | 3 | 7 |
ROY | 2 | 25 | 10 | 7 | 7 | 1 |
PegaZeus | 4 | 23 | 10 | 4 | 4 | 5 |
Pauly Walnuts | 4 | 23 | 6 | 6 | 1 | 10 |
Husky | 6 | 22 | 9 | 3 | 10 | 0 |
The Pocket Pussy | 6 | 22 | 0 | 5 | 9 | 8 |
Flip | 6 | 22 | 0 | 10 | 6 | 6 |
Number Two | 9 | 20 | 0 | 8 | 9 | 3 |
Turbo | 9 | 20 | 5 | 6 | 6 | 3 |
Mr Clean | 11 | 18 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 9 |
Geo | 12 | 17 | 5 | 0 | 2 | 10 |
The Architect | 12 | 17 | 7 | 2 | 8 | 0 |
Double D’s | 14 | 16 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 7 |
The Wonder Boy | 14 | 16 | 1 | 10 | 5 | 0 |
The Accountant | 16 | 15 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 9 |
The Chicken Slayer | 17 | 13 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 4 |
Snooki | 17 | 13 | 8 | 0 | 5 | 0 |
Fog Horn Leg Horn | 17 | 13 | 0 | 5 | 8 | 0 |
The Undertaker | 20 | 12 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 4 |
Sweater Chest | 21 | 11 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 6 |
Tennessee | 22 | 10 | 7 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
Uncle Fester | 23 | 8 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 2 |
Yiffy! | 23 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 5 |
Ballsack | 25 | 5 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 2 |
Gonzo Shitcock | 26 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
The Gentleman | 26 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
Bubbles | 28 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
The Ash Man | 28 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Common Sense | 30 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
Victim 10 | 31 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
Damer | 32 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
The 2014 Draft
Reminder: This Thursday The DRAFT is taking place at Geo’s House. Meet and greet starts at 7:00 PM and we’ll start drawing names by 8:00. There is a pool and we’ll have plenty of beer and food on hand so bring your swim suits and appetites.
Here is how The DRAFT works:
1) Everyone gets assigned a number (see below)
2) We drink a beer, randomly pick a number from the wheel of death and fill in the draft sheet. Repeat until all spots are filled.
3) By the end of the night, everyone gets a partner, an abundance of confidence and the misguided notion that they will become the next MANGUSTA champion. If you are unable to attend, draft results will be posted online. Good Luck!
Number | Nickname |
1 | Balloons |
2 | Husky |
3 | Geo |
4 | Flip |
5 | Number Two |
6 | Bubbles |
7 | Damer |
8 | Tennessee |
9 | Mr Clean |
10 | Uncle Fester |
11 | Ballsack |
12 | Pauly Walnuts |
13 | Blutarsky |
14 | ROY |
15 | The Accountant |
16 | The Wonder Boy |
17 | Snooki |
18 | Sweater Chest |
19 | Turbo |
20 | PegaZeus |
21 | The Pocket Pussy |
22 | Common Sense |
23 | The Chicken Slayer |
24 | The Gentleman |
25 | Double D’s |
26 | Yiffy! |
27 | Victim 10 |
28 | The Architect |
29 | Gonzo Shitcock |
30 | The Ash Man |
31 | The Undertaker |
32 | Fog Horn Leg Horn |
Husky In The Off Season
Current MANGUSTA Champion, Husky, gives us a glimpse of what he’s doing in the final days leading up to this year’s MANGUSTA.
Bowling at The MANGUSTA
Lots of new guys asking what its like to participate in The MANGUSTA. If we had to summarize bowling in 30 seconds, its kinda like this.
The 2014 Itinerary
The MANGUSTA Organizers locked in this year’s itinerary. Mark your calendars for the following:
The MANGUSTA Draft – 7:00 PM on August 7, 2014 at Geo’s House
06:30 Opening Ceremonies- EVERYONE MUST BE IN ATTENDANCE
07:00 Load the Bus, Leave for golf
08:00 Golf. Iron Lakes Golf Course. 2 Man Scramble.
14:00 Golf concludes
14:30 transportation leaves for the Rose Bowl.
14:30 Bowling. 3 games. Eat.
16:30 finish bowling
16:30 transportation to take us back to ROY’s. Fire up grill. Eat.
18:00 Beer Chugging. PBR Lite
20:00 Quoits. 16 Team Double Elimination Tournament
23:00 Declare The 2014 MANGUSTA Champion