PBR – The Official Beer of The MANGUSTA

Just think of what 30 of these in 1 day will do to ya.

Note: In case it wasn't abundantly clear, this graphic is for comedic purposes only.

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Register NOW For The MANGUSTA VI

Husky

We are now accepting registrations for the MANGUSTA VI taking place August 15, 2015.  All previous participants will have priority registration until June 15 when we open it up to new participants.  First 32 to sign up are in.

Remember, your entry fee covers everything for the entire day including:

All participants will be required to sign a Waiver of Liability.  Prices will be going up July 1 so REGISTER NOW!

2015 REGISTRATION IS NOW CLOSED.

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The 2014 MANGUSTA

Thanks to everyone who participated in this year’s MANGUSTA.  Thanks to ROY for hosting and congratulations Husky on the back to back wins.  If you have any suggestions how we can make the day better, please email us at TheMANGUSTA2010@gmail.com.  (Snooki – please don’t bother as we already have a filter on your requests).  You can checkout the results below and stay tuned for some great events coming up:  The BANQUET on January 23, 2015 (cancelled because of way too much interest) and MANGUSTA VI on August 15, 2015.

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The MANGUSTA Is Ready

Are you?

32 - 30 packs of PBR Lite for our 32 MANGUSTA Participants

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The MANGUSTA Predictions

After countless hours of tossing back beers, sampling various tobacco products and some college educated number crunching, The MANGUSTA Organizers have predicted this years winner with 14% accuracy.  We are fairly certain the day’s results will look something like this:

Player Rank Total Golf Bowling Beer Quoits
Balloons 1 29 3 8 10 8
Blutarsky 2 25 8 7 3 7
ROY 2 25 10 7 7 1
PegaZeus 4 23 10 4 4 5
Pauly Walnuts 4 23 6 6 1 10
Husky 6 22 9 3 10 0
The Pocket Pussy 6 22 0 5 9 8
Flip 6 22 0 10 6 6
Number Two 9 20 0 8 9 3
Turbo 9 20 5 6 6 3
Mr Clean 11 18 0 9 0 9
Geo 12 17 5 0 2 10
The Architect 12 17 7 2 8 0
Double D’s 14 16 9 0 0 7
The Wonder Boy 14 16 1 10 5 0
The Accountant 16 15 6 0 0 9
The Chicken Slayer 17 13 0 9 0 4
Snooki 17 13 8 0 5 0
Fog Horn Leg Horn 17 13 0 5 8 0
The Undertaker 20 12 0 1 7 4
Sweater Chest 21 11 4 1 0 6
Tennessee 22 10 7 3 0 0
Uncle Fester 23 8 2 0 4 2
Yiffy! 23 8 0 0 3 5
Ballsack 25 5 1 2 0 2
Gonzo Shitcock 26 4 4 0 0 0
The Gentleman 26 4 0 4 0 0
Bubbles 28 3 3 0 0 0
The Ash Man 28 3 2 0 0 1
Common Sense 30 2 0 0 2 0
Victim 10 31 1 0 0 1 0
Damer 32 0 0 0 0 0
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The DRAFT Results

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The 2014 Draft

Reminder:  This Thursday The DRAFT is taking place at Geo’s House.  Meet and greet starts at 7:00 PM and we’ll start drawing names by 8:00.  There is a pool and we’ll have plenty of beer and food on hand so bring your swim suits and appetites.

Here is how The DRAFT works:

1)  Everyone gets assigned a number (see below)

2)  We drink a beer, randomly pick a number from the wheel of death and fill in the draft sheet.  Repeat until all spots are filled.


3)  By the end of the night, everyone gets a partner, an abundance of confidence and the misguided notion that they will become the next MANGUSTA champion.  If you are unable to attend, draft results will be posted online.  Good Luck!

Number Nickname
1 Balloons
2 Husky
3 Geo
4 Flip
5 Number Two
6 Bubbles
7 Damer
8 Tennessee
9 Mr Clean
10 Uncle Fester
11 Ballsack
12 Pauly Walnuts
13 Blutarsky
14 ROY
15 The Accountant
16 The Wonder Boy
17 Snooki
18 Sweater Chest
19 Turbo
20 PegaZeus
21 The Pocket Pussy
22 Common Sense
23 The Chicken Slayer
24 The Gentleman
25 Double D’s
26 Yiffy!
27 Victim 10
28 The Architect
29 Gonzo Shitcock
30 The Ash Man
31 The Undertaker
32 Fog Horn Leg Horn
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